Oooooh, I feel a tirade coming on!

And it’s not going to be pretty! Not wrapped in shiny paper and topped with a big, frilly pink bow. Not presented with a curtsey and a demure smile. And I definitely won’t be the soft-spoken, coquettish Southern belle you all know and love.

Those miscreants at Dell are raising my ire. Again. Still. And I do not like anyone toying with my ire.

Wait and see. You may be treated to a luscious sample of my bile soon! (Weight Watchers, fret not … it’s only 1 point!)