Luddite Lite

OK, I take it back (but only a little).
One of my favorite people in the world will be sending me a few mp3s soon. Now I think I want an iPod, or whatever I would use given that I have a PC and not a Mac (not like I know the difference).
(Oh, and by the way, I wrote the earlier stuff, below, before I noticed that tonight’s 11:00 p.m. episode of “Seinfeld” is the one about “regifting” the label-maker. Just so you don’t think I’m using “Seinfeld” for inspiration. Please. What do you take me for? Or, for what do you take me?)