I’m nervous. I bought myself a really snappy new umbrella today at Century 21, and I opened it inside my apartment, which is supposed to be bad luck. I also just learned, in doing intensive research on this subject, that it’s also bad luck to give an umbrella as a gift or to place one on a table.
Oh, great. I bought one for the DOG too, and even called it a “present”. And I placed mine on this desk, which could actually qualify as a table.
And who knows how many times Shana ran in front of me today.
So what do you think? Am I doomed?