A really cool married couple I know recently moved to a new house on a street called Welcome House Road. It’s only fitting that they would live on a street so named, given that they are the sort of people who always welcome people into their house and every year throw a huge party sometime in the beginning of July to celebrate July 4th. They’re the sort of people at whose house I would expect to always find a visitor or two. They are fantastic hosts, and both of them are hilarious.
Anyway, it got me wondering what the name of my street would be if one existed to reflect my attitude about visitors. It would probably be called Don’t Even Bother Calling To See If We’re Home Because We Don’t Pick Up The Phone Anyway Even If The Caller ID Reveals The Name Of One Of The Few People We Actually Like Street.
Or maybe not.
Maybe it would be Don’t Even Bother Calling To See If We’re Home Because We Don’t Pick Up The Phone Anyway Even If The Caller ID Reveals The Name Of One Of The Few People We Actually Like Road.