Audience Participation

All right, everyone. I need your help. It’s going to be hot, hazy, and humid today — actually, it already is — which means that I will not be spending any more time outside than is absolutely necessary. I am leaving for Pilates (I’m so trendy!) soon, and on my way back from that session, I am going to slither over to the video place and pick up something to watch. I want two movies. Or films. Flicks. Whatever.
Any suggestions? (And no, no hilarious comments about porn. Don’t be so predictable.)
You have … 43 minutes.