May I help you?

To the person who found this place via “leather pee dripping pants”:
Did you find everything you were looking for? Just let me know if I can be of assistance. I’ll be busy taking inventory back here by the gym socks landfill.
Oh, and just to let you know … I’m running low on toilet cake, so if you want some you’d better let me know soon.
Feel free to browse. Thanks for stopping by.
Tell your friends!