but I never part my hair in the middle
Kelly posted a charming likeness of herself, so I decided to do so too, but by using a different generator (or whatever the hell the technical term is).
And no, I am not a geisha or a mime. I used the white face because there was no option for a face that matched the arms; the blue looked like rigor mortis; the gray, like general sickness; the red, like constipation; the green, like indigestion; the yellow, like jaundice; and the blue, like a three-year-old holding her breath, which, the more I think of it, might have been appropriate.