Virus Alert (yes, I’m serious)

This morning I received an email with either a subject line or sender name of “HAHAHA” (I forget exactly how many HAs). It contained a virus — a “worm” — called Hybris, which was contained in an attachment called “dwarf4u.exe”. If you receive email like this, make sure you do not open it.
I’d like to find the motherfucker responsible for this and give him punishment to fit the crime.
Yes, that’s right. I want him executed.
And I want to be there when they flip the switch, so I can point at him and laugh, and say, “HAHAHA!”