Tell me what you think is going on in this picture. If it makes any difference to your interpretation, the mailbox that is waiting to be loaded onto the truck has a bent leg.
Here’s what I think, kidz: We’ll be seeing mailbox-burgers sometime very soon. The bent-leg mailbox will not be used for food, but will be fashioned into a stylish jacket.
Isn’t this a violation of the U.S. Postal Code, or whatever code/rule/regulation is in place to prevent the abuse of government property?
Alert the media. Please. Someone!