Lunch

All right, so tell me.
What’s for lunch today?
I really want to know.
Are you “brown bagging” it? Are you that unpopular? Or do you actually prefer staying in on your hour (or half hour) break, sadly munching your squishy little sammie or microwaving your leftovers and eating them out of the container? (Remember to “pop” the lid just a little!) Or are you woefully underpaid, and it was a choice between a glamorous lunch and clean laundry?
Are you going out? To the “usual” place? Or maybe an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet, so you don’t have to worry about dinner but worry after lunch that you may have eaten enough not only for today but for the rest of the week as well?
Are you eating pizza crust off the street, a la my dog?
Are you foregoing lunch entirely so you can get that deadlined project in to the boss “ASAP!!!”, and nibbling on Triscuits® at your desk while it prints out? Or are you foregoing lunch so you can Jazzercise®?
I want to know!
Me? I’m going to vacuum. And eat whatever collects in the little plastic bucket inside.
Even kibble and dog hair can be appetizing if served on a beautiful plate.