Spam, Ma’am?

I guess these spammers don’t read my site. Otherwise, they would know that I’ve enjoyed fantastic success with the ladies, as documented in two recent posts.
I guess they don’t keep track of the people they send this stuff to either. If they did, they’d remember this.
I have just one thing more to say to you, Captain Spamaroo: If I did have twin supermodels in bed with me RIGHT NOW, do you really think I’d have a computer propped on my lap instead of them? No.
Do your research!
Thank you.