Three Lifetimes

Is it any wonder I have no energy for anything after having subjected myself to three Lifetime movies in the past 16 hours?
Each movie consumed a two-hour timeslot, which means that of those 16 hours, six hours (37.5% of the 16 hours) were spent watching this drivel. But hey, I got to see Kirsten Dunst as the 15-year-old pregnant daughter of Park Overall; Melissa Joan Hart as a college newspaper reporter in relentless pursuit of the truth following the rape of her roommate, the adorable Lisa Dean Ryan; and Richard Thomas in a tour de force performance as a man obsessed with Brooke Shields.
See how much fun you can have in your boxer shorts and tank top, when you’re too hot and bothered to put on real clothes and participate in the real life drama beyond your door?