Water Cooler

It's important to stay hydrated!

So, tell me. What did you do this weekend?
Tell me in 25 words or less. (Do not exceed the word limit.)
No cheating. For example, if you use stuff like LOL and ROTFLMAO and ROTFJOBIL, I will count each letter as a separate word. I will also bleed from the ears, an event that I generally try to avoid.
If your weekend was uneventful, make something up. But if you do, make it good.