You want it …

sittin' in a tree
You got it!
Within limits, of course.
This isn’t the first time someone has found me by searching for my and Chad’s names together. And now that I have hired Chad as my personal assistant, to replace the one I recently fired, it probably won’t be the last.
Although searches for “Jodi, Chad” will yield results, I’m afraid, Google freaks, that the searches (yes, plural) for “goy fart” will not. Please. I’m Jewish. Come on. I’m sure there are tons of gaseous goyim for you to haunt.
Oh, and by the way, if you’re looking for “asshole stuffed jpg” and “refrigerator cum”, you’ve come to the wrong place. Chad’s duties are many and varied, but providing assistance for these sorts of things is not among them.