Beggar

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This is the only beggar I will indulge.
My cat, Shana, extending a dramatic paw for some bonito flakes (delicious treat for which she would sell her soul to the devil, if only she had his phone number).
To all the rest, I offer Shana’s stock response: “Fuck mew!”
Update, 11:00 a.m.: I just received word that my dog is a little pissed that I didn’t include him. Knowing him as well as I do, I know he’ll find a symbolic way of showing me just how pissed he is. (For the so-called record, I indulge him too. Remember?)