Happy Jew Year

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

No double-dipping, leiblings!
It’s not “officially” the year 5763 until sundown, but who cares.
So go on. Blow a shofar.
I said shofar. Leave the chauffeur alone. (Unless he asks nicely and tips generously.)
Actually … come to think of it, if he looks like this, I won’t blame you if you ditch that horn thing.
(After all, Rosh Hashanah, in Hebrew, literally means “head of the year”.)
L’chaim! L’shanah tovah!
For quick, easy-to-read information on Rosh Hashanah, go here.