1. Healthy: Fat.
    * Example: “I haven’t seen you in a while. You look really healthy!”
    ** Translation: “Where the hell have you been, you fat fucking pig!?”

  2. Strong: Fat.
    Example: “You’re here all the time. You’re really strong!”
    Translation: “You come here all the time, but you’re still a fat fucking pig!”

  3. Tiny: Fat.
    Example: “Shut up and stop telling me you’re fat. You’re tiny, you moron!”
    Translation: “You ARE fat. I’m just telling you you’re tiny so you’ll shut the fuck up, you fat fucking pig!”

* What they say
** What I hear