White Out

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All right. It’s time.
Put them away.
I’m ashamed at you for even wearing these things in the first place. I mean, reallywhite shoes? Please. Unless you’re a bride … and even then, who are you kidding, honey, with the white dress, let alone the white shoes.
You can leave these out, though, OK? It’s all right. You won’t be wearing them outside anyway.