BooHoo!

CRRRUNCH!!!

Just be careful. That’s all I’m saying. Not everyone’s nice.
And stop looking at me like you’ve been gypped. I don’t give out treats unless I get a trick first. Or unless you turn one. Something like that.
So go play a little candy game/quiz thing.
And don’t go knockin’ on Jodi’s door. She’s not there.
P.S. Yes, I live in the “Big Apple”. So that just adds to the hilarity and makes it extra crispy delicious, oui?