It’s Lo-fficial!

So “J. Lo” (I can’t write that without surrounding it by quotes) and Ben Affleck are engaged. Big fucking deal. I couldn’t be more “over” them if I tried. I was over them the moment I heard there was a “them”. In fact, I was over each of them individually a long time ago. And actually, I was never into either of them to begin with, so I guess I’m back where I started.
My original opinion of Ben Affleck still stands. He still needs a beating. (Add Lopez to the list.) And yes, so do I, for this confession, which I now officially retract.