Kook’s Korner

All right. I need your help, kitchen wizards. I bought the following delicacies at Whole Foods this afternoon:

  • black grapes
  • whole wheat lavash
  • one pound 15 ounces of extra-firm tofu
  • cheddar cheese
  • soy creamer
  • Tom’s of Maine “Cinnamint” toothpaste

What kind of sumptuous snack can I prepare using all of these items, and these items only? (I don’t eat cheese, so also suggest something that will be just as delicious without it.)
P.S. There was (is?) a cooking show (I think on the Food Network?) based on this premise. Can anyone tell me what it was called? I’ll know it if I hear it. The first person who correctly names the show wins a prize!