Hottt Stuff

Never mind the health risks. Never mind the fact that any “water weight” lost will be regained once fluids (a cringe-worthy word if ever there was one) are reintroduced into the system. Never mind that there’s no way one size can fit “small to large”. Never mind the guy’s facial expression (“Yeah? So I’m wearing a really gay silver spacesuit. What’s it to ya, punk?”).
What I want to know is, How do they expect me to wear this thing to Equinox with that big red Bally’s® advertisement so boldly and squarely placed o’er my left tit/hooter/bosom heart?
Found in “Taylor Gifts” mail order catalog(ue).
They have a website!