Manlycures

If I say nothing else today (and chances are I won’t, because I had my mouth surgically sealed yesterday in order to stick to my New Year’s resolution not to speak in 2003), let me just say this to two of my best friends on television:

Dear Dave L. and Regis P.:
You both make some serious “coin”. May I suggest you share some with a couple of nice manicurists? It’s really amazing what a little cuticle care can do, Dave. And even more amazing what a nail file can do, Regis.
Happy New Year to you both! Love to Paul and Kelly.

Later, kids. I’m off to put my money where my mouth was.