Why? Why must I bring this to your attention on a Thursday afternoon when you pretend you have better things to do?
Because we need proof that bowling is asinine. Because we must be shown that bowlin’ ‘n’ beer go hand in hand. Literally. Because studies show that those who bowl have more than enough disposable income to afford the finer things in life.
Because its very existence affords me the opportunity to say things like, “Spare me” and “This is right up a bowler’s alley” and “Let’s nip this in the Bud”. Because I like to ridicule the schlubs who insist that bowling is an actual sport and not just an excuse to shove their puffy, rotten hooves into disgusting shoes that have housed way too many fetid feet.