Night Trash

Why oh why oh why. Can someone, anyone, please, tell me WHY the motherless flying fuck trash collection must be performed on my street after midnight? “It’s New York City” is not an excuse. “They’re only authorized to dispose of dead bodies after hours” is not an excuse.
This is bullshit! This is nonsense! This is rubbish!
I am seeing all shades of red right now, ranging from fire engine to blood. I am wishing excruciating, screeching, mauled-by-a-tiger, torn limb-from-limb death on everyone involved in scheduling trash collection for midnight.
Is this the reason why this city supposedly never sleeps? Not because it doesn’t want to — but because it can’t?