Why Yum? Well, just look at it. LOOK at it, damn it! Whatever the Indian words are for “lip-smackin’ good”, that’s what this was. Although I don’t smack my lips. (That’s disgusting.)
Why Dumb? Well, because the guy who delivered it didn’t have change. So either I gave him $30.00, thus yielding a $1.50 tip, or $40.00, thus yielding an $11.50 tip. And while I did appreciate his delivering me this fine food on a cold ‘n’ snowy evening, I didn’t appreciate what I have lovingly come to know as the old “I don’t have change” ploy. Sorry, but you can’t pull the papadum over my eyes, my good man.