Feed My Lips

As seen in the April 2003 issue of Playboy: A fun way to wet your whistle, or at least keep it moist. (Ohhh, that word.)
Shut up. Like you’re so innocent. You, reading Hole and Shaved. I checked out this magazine at the barber shop while waiting for the DOG. And no, I did not read the articles. (Miss April, by the way, in addition to being a complete moron, is also a liar. With curves like hers, there is no way her hips are the 27 inches she claims.)