Getting My Phil

Today I am entertaining Philip Roth, world class writer, in my posh Manhattan digs. So you’ll have to excuse me if I have better things to do than tell you about what I had for breakfast (nothing), the hideous men who keep hitting on me (please, fellas … as if!) and what all the hepcats are doing down at Union Square and below (posing).
Now get outta here — and go do something for the last time … that thing you swear you’re not going to do anymore beyond today because tomorrow’s a new month and April 1 is really the first day of spring no matter what the calendar or weather says or does, respectively. Just don’t forget to waste an inordinate amount of time coming up with an outrageous, brilliant, completely original April Fools Day prank, too. (Because really, no one will suspect.)