Self Help

Someone found my site by searching for this.
I’m a little confused. How hard can it be to do? Seems fairly elementary to me.
Because “Because I Say So!” is the fifth site listed in the search results (and believe me, I am indeed honored), I feel compelled to offer instructions. These are the same instructions I offer in my three award-winning children’s books, “Ready, Set, Blow!” (ages 2-4), “Easy Come, Easy Blow!” (ages 5-9), and the soon to be released “Michael, Blow Yourself Some More (Hallelujah)” (ages 10-12), so they may sound familiar.

  1. Take it out.

  2. Put it in your mouth.

Ta-da! Yes, it is that easy. Downright child’s play, indeed.