Huh? What?

Can anyone tell me what the fuck this is and why it’s anyone’s business who I am?
In addition, if the person who submitted this “report” really knows me “well” on a “social” basis and has “current” “experience” with me, then why would he need to use this asinine service?
Gee. Is this what I get for not having a “100 Things” list or a “FAQ” or “About” page?
Please.
Feh. Kaka.