Don’t Be A Flaming Idiot

Red hot!
Please be sure that tomorrow, during your patriotic frenzy, you do not confuse these two things. One of them (Fig. 1) is to be placed in your four-year-old’s hand and mouth, and the other (Fig. 2) is to be placed nowhere near him.
Don’t get so blindingly patriotic that you can’t figure it out for yourself when the time arises.
And just in case you need reminding, here are some dazzling statistics that I provided last year.
P.S. Actually, I do not condone the use of hotdogs, but I’m not here to shove my beliefs down your throat!