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He's no Christina Aguilera ... but he's close!
Ahhh. How I admire and appreciate the stunning lack of originality and blatant copyright infringement. It’s so refreshing!
Update, 10:20 a.m., 10 July 2003:  An astute and watchful consultant on my legal team just confirmed my gnawing suspicion that the above is not an example of copyright infringement. “That is fair use,” he said, “and even if it wasn’t, it would be trademark infringement.” Oh well. There is a reason I was disbarred in 1997. (My claim as to a lack of originality still stands.)