I have fish to fry elsewhere (vegan fish, that is textured vegetable protein molded into an eerily accurate fish shape complete with gills and scales). While I’m away, amuse yourself with this cartoon by my pal Hugh:
“cartoons drawn on the back of business cards”
While you’re at it, buy some stuff from him (available on his site) so he can earn enough money to fly back to New York and introduce me to a fabulous older woman friend of his whom he says reminds him of me. I want to see how I’m going to turn out.
Now, go on. Get outta here, and go there.
Toodles, ta, and ‘bye.