Ladies and gentlemen, I gently direct your attention not only to the portion of this maverick’s physique that has been showcased by the tightest jeans ever to disgrace a man’s bum (note the magnification for your ease of viewing), but also to the black leather puttees that make it appear as if this streetwise fashion warrior has painted his stylish dungarees with tar. (Never mind the outre rolled bandana headband.)
One has to pause and wonder just what sort of unspeakable crime this badass committed to warrant the large scarlet letter emblazoned across his limp backpack. (I suppose I should/could give him credit for not wearing a fannypack, but I am not that generous.) Could it have been a … crime of fashion?