Thank you to Mrs. Cindy Beckwith from Metuchen, New Jersey, for the following delightful Relationship Recipe:
- 2 cups of togetherness
- 1 cup of laughter
- 3 Tbs. understanding
- 2 tsp. shared interests
- A pinch of mischief
- Liberal sprinkling of trust
- Whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, LOL!!!
(Serves 2 hungry honeys!)
Mix the first two ingredients together in a big glass bowl. Make sure you use a wooden spoon. (No, not that one … I said wooden … WOODEN. Wooo-ooo-ooden. Do I have to spell it out for you? Apparently I do!)
Gently fold in the 3 Tbs. of understanding.
Slowly add 2 tsp. shared interests, swirling gently with a fork to “marble” the mixture. (What do I mean by marble? Oh come on! I know what a touchdown is, don’t I? I know what a spark plug is, don’t I? I know what … deep throat is, don’t I? Don’t I?)
Throw in the pinch of mischief. (Not like that. Like this. Oh, you’re doing it wrong! You’re doing it all wrong!!!) Stir gently. (I said gently. Just like I said last night … but did you listen then, either? No!)
Turn the mixture out onto a pretty plate. (And you know what, you can just forget the whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce! I saw you across the mall when I was in Casual Corner! I saw you flirting with that cheap floozy from Hickory Farms, stuffing your face with cheese and pepperoni!)
Note: I forgot to mention what you do with the liberal sprinkling of trust. But never mind now. It’s all ruined anyway!