You hear about it sometimes on the news, but rarely do you have the opportunity to witness it first-hand.

The confrontation:
 
The stare-down:
 
The squirrel turns tail, discouraged:

“He must’ve been nuts to even think he could take you!” I said to the dog.
“Apparently he didn’t have any,” said the dog. “Pussy.”
The referee did not appreciate that comment:

… and went for a few drinks, muttering, “Bitch!” under his breath.

This city is full of animals!