I miss the good old days, when we called them Siamese Twins without apology and they were joined in a wider variety of places than just the head. I realize they have very little control over the situation since they’re babies and thus don’t have the vocabulary to express themselves fully, but I’m sure that if they were capable of communicating from within the womb, they’d put their heads together and ask to be joined elsewhere.
But the way it stands now, this joined-at-the-head stuff is just so overdone. Call me a traditionalist, but I vote for a return to the good old-fashioned Chang and Eng style. It may not seem creative by today’s standards, but they were way ahead of their time!