Dreamed

You know who can blow me? Who can, at the very least, bite me?
Any movie, show, or book that has as its surprise “twist” ending something about how it was “all just a dream”. Or how the action only existed inside the mind of a schizophrenic, so it didn’t actually happen in real life, but was just a manifestation of his mental illness.
Whenever I spend time watching or reading something that ends like that, I want to take everyone involved with the idea and grate their faces, noses first, against a coarse cheese grater, while yelling, “This is not a dream! No, this is not a dream!”