(Not Much of a) Lady in Red

At first glance, she appears to be a damsel in distress, awaiting a kind passerby’s assistance:

Closer inspection, however, reveals that she’s just a trollop with her skirt hiked way up, sprawled out and showin’ her stuff to anyone who passes by:

Even Georgia O’Keefe would blush:

A little dignity would be nice. And some underwear. Please.