A Story In So Many Words (#8: 100) – “Sour Grapes”

What a sweet boy!

In my veins instead of blood are Pop Rocks in a variety of flavors. I tell anyone who will listen, whenever the conversation turns even remotely to the circulatory system or candy. Occasionally a jokester tells me my story is “sweet” and winks so I get the joke.
Once at a dinner party, just for kicks, I stabbed myself in the thigh with a steak knife. My life wasn’t saved by any of the adults, but by little Johnny Jameson, who had the smarts to apply his mouth to my wound. It’s a good thing sour grape was his favorite!

#1: 100 – “Food For Thought”
#2: 100 – “Mammu”
#3: 100 – “In A Pickle”
#4: 100 – “Meet Me”
#5: 100 – “Use Your Noodle”
#6: 100 – “Dental Gross”
#7: 100 – “Cold Cut Heart”