This arrived today, wrapped up all TOP SECRET-like:

“What could it be?” I wondered. I’m always ordering stuff, and I just can’t keep track.
I puzzled over this for quite some time, and then realized I could find out if I unwrapped it:

And look! The colors are in perfect ROYGBIV order!
Shana handed me a book of matches and some lighter fluid. Taxi took one look at me as I set the thing on fire, and said, “No fucking way!”
I guess I’ll just have to figure out some other use for it, then.