Six Things That, Because He Broke Her Heart, Andy Ruined for Karen, Even Though She Never Liked Them Anyway

  1. Turbinado sugar

  2. That scene in Say Anything… where John Cusack stands on Ione Skye’s front lawn and blares “In Your Eyes” from his portable stereo (oh, and by the way, Andy, no one calls that thing a “boombox” anymore)
  3. Ansel Adams landscapes
  4. The way he purposely (?) mispronounced “Camus” and “Goethe” in front of people who knew better
  5. Swedish
  6. The linguine and clam sauce at Fortunato’s