Teehee Among the T.P.

The next time you want to amuse yourself in a public restroom and you don’t want to go with the standard modes of amusement, I suggest you do the following: Imagine there are no dividers between the individual restroom stalls and giggle to yourself about how cute you and the rest of the resters look all lined up in such an orderly fashion, pants around your ankles or skirts hiked up around your waists (shitty maids all in a row!). And in such close proximity to each other!
The more efficient-minded among you should grab the opportunity to have a spontaneous book club meeting right then and there! Because everyone knows that anyone who belongs to a book club is already full of shit!
Isn’t it neat the way everything works out in the end?