Way back at the very end of May, I showed you a photo of some schlub lying on the curb by a fire hydrant and asked you what you thought he said when a cop asked him what he was doing. Remember? (If not, I’ll wait while you refresh your memory.)
I just realized that I never did tell you what he said. That was this:
I’m relaxing. I just took a yoga class. It really takes a lot out of you!
I suppose it was only fitting that someone so full of shit (apparently yoga classes don’t take enough out of you) was relaxing in a spot where dogs habitually deposit it. How very cyclical and life-affirming! If only a particularly kibble-filled canine would have come by and left a spiritual contribution.