All right, so I know you’ve been traumatized. Not necessarily by yesterday’s ham heap as much as by the poster advertising the event. Believe me, I, too, have been cringing every time I’ve visited this site for the past 26 hours, and come face to face with … that.
So, here. Look at today’s lunch, from Vegetarian’s Paradise 2, instead:

MISSISSIPPI SOY CHOPS
Grilled pepper soy cutlets served with a side of
garlic mashed potatoes and a collard green roll
I think even my naysaying brother — who brutally castigates me for my physiological compulsion to show the world my food — would appreciate the reprieve.
OK, so you can stop … scrolling … down …. now.
Really.