What I Know

A lot. That’s what I know. Who was it who said something along the lines of, “The only thing I know for sure is that I know nothing?” I don’t know. That’s one of the things I don’t know. There are others, but really, why dwell on them when there are oh so many things I do know, things I can share with you so you too are in the know. Know what I’m saying?
So without further ado or todo, I present to you one thing I know and have known and want to let you in on:

It’s not “chaise lounge”. It’s “chaise longue“.

How do I know this? That I don’t know either. It’s sort of like questioning how a kitten knows to clean itself by doing that paw-licking thing. And how brats know how to do that fake-cry crap so they can get what they want at Target. And how I know how to pull together a stylish outfit for any occasion.
Some things you just know. You know?

To learn more about the misuse of “chaise lounge”, go here or here.