Crybaby: The Reason

Remember Crybaby ? (How could you forget? Never mind that I introduced her only a few days ago. You wouldn’t be able to forget this messy-faced moptop even if I introduced her years ago.)
Why the pooh-pooh punim, precious pink princess? Why were you crying? Or should I say are, since you are frozen in place, doomed to cry hot tears forever.
Here’s why:

She can be yours for only $40!
Tiny traumatized tyke’s teddy’s torn! Tsk.


If you really want to have nightmares, check this out! And make sure to sleep with the lights on!