I have a pretty little ditty for you today. Click here to enjoy.
The song may not be “work safe”, so exercise caution if your work environment is one where the utterance of the word “fuck” raises eyebrows and finds you seated in your boss’s office receiving a stern warning. However, if your situation allows you to “fuck” freely, I say, “Crank it up!”
Actually, I don’t. I would never say that. People who say “crank it up” are the same ones who use “party” as a verb. So instead I say, “Pump up the volume!”
You have through tomorrow evening to listen to this song with my compliments (“You look thin listening to this song!”). After that I will take it off the turntable and smash it into a fireplace, like a Greek guy with a plate.