So Long, Song

Sorry, but the song is gone now. For those of you who didn’t hear it, for whatever reason, well, you missed out on the prettiest of ditties. (I said “ditties”, you filth-mongers, not “titties”. “Titties” is a word best left to coagulate on the scuffed linoleum floors of the dank, windowless, malodorous basements where chatroom pud-pullers wield their instant message magic.)
I am tempted to NOT tell you what it was, so you can feel extra-crispy sad and left out and even squirm a little in your Lee Riders, but since I am feeling very charitable, I will relieve your nascent depression by just telling you. The song was a tender ballad entitled “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious D, who you may know by the name of Jack Black. (And by the way, please please please refrain from calling him “Jables” if you do not know him, unless you want me to beat you not so gently with a baseball bat made of 100% Grade A hate-meat.)
But if you did hear the song and you thought it was groovy and you even memorized the words, well, that’s just swell! :-) :-) :-)