A Story In So Many Words (#14: 100) – “Poo Gil”

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Two years ago, Maria’s parents started forbidding use of the letter “R”. When she asked why, they said it was against something they called their new “eligion”.
“What’s ‘eligion’?” Maria asked.
“Don’t ask questions, Maia,” her mom said. “Just accept.”
Despite her mom’s conversion two years ago, it still takes her five minutes to compose simple sentences. One slipped “R” and she’ll be in confession for days.
Maria’s sad, because this means she never gets to enjoy her favorite dish. And if one more waiter laughs when he sets a bowl of ice and beans before her, she’ll MUDE him!

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Previously:
#1: 100 – “Food For Thought”
#2: 100 – “Mammu”
#3: 100 – “In A Pickle”
#4: 100 – “Meet Me”
#5: 100 – “Use Your Noodle”
#6: 100 – “Dental Gross”
#7: 100 – “Cold Cut Heart”
#8: 100 – “Sour Grapes”
#9: 100 – “Knitwit”
#10: 100 – “Taking the Plunge”
#11: 100 – “Perish the Thought”
#12: 100 – “Rustestines”
#13: 100 – “Band Together”